Love Sonnet of the Checkout Guy
They say some settling may occur. But you
Have longer shelf life than PLU #
4783. And the 612
5’s (you know…the organic kind) that slumber
upon your blushing cheeks are solely matched
by your firm 3089’s and crimson
6742 lips. And like a patch
of 7604’s you stay in season
the whole year round. You are the 304
9 of my eye. I long to walk my 8
692 up every aisle in the store
to find produce that may accommodate.
All this and more my 5873
I only hope you don’t bruise easily.