This is a parody of the Beatles Song “Yesterday”
based on the recent events
in “For Better or for Worse”
as snarked here:
http://joshreads.com/

Wedding Day

Wedding day
Elly has insipid puns to say.
There are trains with which John longs to play.
And they believe
in wedding days.

Cloyingly,
they both like that loser Anthony.
Liz will settle for eternity.
Her wedding day
starts cloyingly.

Liz had higher goals
than this role she chose to play.
But she shows restraint
like a saint on wedding day.

Wedding day
Lawrence did the flowers since he’s gay.
Gordon’s staring at the relish trays.
Oh they’re all here
on wedding day.

See Liz blankly glow
as she throws her life away.
No more roadside bliss
just a kiss on wedding day.

Wedding day
Grandpa Jim’s life slowly fades away
He’d still have a boxcar left to say
if he could speak
on wedding day.